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Comparing lollpops to Potatoes.

Here we will compare lollipops to Potatoes. uh...Need I say more?

Potatoes
*You eat them with a fork.
*Butter is often put on them.
*You can eat them many different ways.
*My favorite food.
*vegetable.

Lollipops
*You lick them.
*On a stick.
*they are very fun-full!
*My second favorite food.
*CANDY

BTW: There are Absolutely NO similarities between these two besides the fact that they are both edible... ... ... ... ...Hooray!

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!STORY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once upon a time there was a balloon penguin. His name was Sam.Well, it was Sam for short... His real name was Mr.penguinkinz.  So, we are just gonna stick with Sam. Okay. Sam liked cookies.One day all the cookies in the world exploded! Oh no! What could be worse?! I'll tell you-all the ingredients needed to make cookies exploded too!!!! This made Sam sad.So Sam went to the zoo. First he visited the ball-point pen exhibit. Then he went to the penguin exhibit and asked all the penguins to come to Jupier with him so they could asked the atlanteans for some applesauce.... ... ... ... ... ... Once he got his applesauce he went to nestle which is a planet in the 3musketeers galaxy. The Nestleans gave them a forever  supply of cookies to take back to Earth.... ... ... .... .... Once the penguins got back to Earth, they turned into dogs and gave all of their cookies to their owners. Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That is the story of Sam the penguin dog.
                                                            THE END

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Answers to all the questions you will ever need to know... ... ... ...

• How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? - The world may never know!
  What does FYI mean? - For your information, it means for your information! what now!?
  Can all cats eat themselves?! -NO. Not the small ones.
  What  r u eating under there? -UNDERWEAR!
  R u still reading this? - Yes.
  R armadillios awesome? - Yes. they r like giant rolly pollys!!! What could b better?
  What could be better? - NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG
  When is George Washingtons B-day? - It is on the day he was born.
  Wont you take me to funkytown? - No. Too expensive.
  Did Aliens bring broccoli to Earth? - Yes. In the year 26 B.C.
  Can flys fly? - U no the answer, it is YES u r a silly pumpkin.
  BERMUEDA TRIANGLE! How awesome is it? - VERY!!!!
  Did I spell that (bermueda triangle) right - I dk? that is the reason i am asking u, DUH!
  R u bored - u must be if ur reading this.
  Do u no how to make bacon!? - Yes because I say so.
  can i stop smiling? - NO! Im happy!!!
  Y am I happy? - cause sad isnt fun.
  How do u spell dog? - D  O  G
  Where did I put your cat? - on the ceiling
  Why am I awesome - because!
  Is fred the bomb? - yes haha
  Can i borrow your moose? - yes.
                  (Check every once in a while for new additions to these Questions!)
  

Chow! If you are looking for state of the art cooking tips and recipes then you have come to the wrong place! I am So Sorry. But on the bright side I don't sell girlscout cookies either. so if you are looking for one or both of those things... ... ...SCRAM!!!   On the other hand (s) if you are looking for complete randomness... well this is the right place for That. If anything.Guess what? Why did the cat meow at the computer? Because it wanted the mouse!!! get it?! hahaha. I should be a commedian. Really... I should. Do you want to hear the story of the elephant who underestimated my ninja skills? Well, you're gonna!

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THE STORY OF THE ELEPHANT WHO UNDERESTIMATED MY NINJA SKILLS

 Ok so here we go: Once upon a time there was an elephant and his name was Pom. Any questions so far? good! Moving on. Pom walked up to me and said," I underestimate your ninja skills." And I was all like,"Don't judge me." And he was all like,"I will judge ya if I wanna!"  And then I unleashed my awesome power of ninjaness. and then he ran away. that is all thank you.